The European Union Commissioners have announced that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

1. In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c".. Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replased with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion but typewriters kan have one less letter.

2. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

3. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful and they would go.

4. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

5. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst pleis....

It ended up being German...

That really is a nightmare! Yet another kind of English....

are they normal?

ze is the way French pronounce the )
So it is a mix of German and French

Sth like an Anglo-Franco-German Esperanto? ...., ...., ........

Have you ever seen dutch written..it is almost exactly like the "new English"

Korekted!

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Big Brother is watching :p

Hi everybody! I suppose you have already noticed that there is something special about our forum. Yes, it's a forum with character. It seems our sweet forum is a supporter of the idea of virginal conception and regards every word related to lust and physical desire with contempt. In plain words you have probaly noticed that or forum does not tolerate using vulgar and scandalous words such as "..." or "....". But just like every other rule this one can be got round. Our lovely friends in the European Union have taken care of this and invented the simplified English in which we can freely use the words "sеks" and "fak".
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I would rather say "imaculate conception", but still you are right!

Just awful!

Why so gloomy?

Or should I say "Why sso sseriouss?"